Limited Print Edition Personalized and Signed by Author (FREE SHIPPING)
Limited Print Edition Personalized and Signed by Author (FREE SHIPPING)
An Amazon #1 Bestseller and 1st Place 2020 EVVY Award Winner for Non-Fiction
An uproarious collection of true stories featuring a chubby, Cheetos-loving Jewish middle child with overactive sweat glands and an abundant imagination. His tendency toward mischief and twisting the truth complicates grappling with issues of childhood, family, relationships, sexuality, and a hunger to be accepted. From lusting for a BB gun, accidentally setting the family shed on fire, to his “first time” ...every one of Brian’s stories will make you giggle and feel the nostalgic joy of the messy, hilarious, and poignant journey we call life.
I printed 100 copies of My Shorts to sell directly to readers who 1) prefer that authors not have to pay fees to the unnamed behemoth (he’s got enough money already), 2) would like to have their copy signed by ME with a personal and clever message to THEM (ego boost when bragging you know an award-winning humorist), and 3) would like to give me an ego boost so I can tell my therapist people think my scribbly signature has value—truth is, the book is probably more valuable without my autograph.
